Don't hate, participate.
At the voting booth, that is. Read on, friends.
A
lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or
that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to
understand why.
So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain
this "unlikablility."
Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:
1.
Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks
like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.
2.
Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to
her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.
5.
Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School
and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are
NOT sealed.
6.
Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in
the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's
America?
7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!
8.
Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records
or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a
stay-at-home mom, and
that "choice" deserves America's scorn.
9.
Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very
strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic,
fiscally conservative,
charitable, self-reliant, and honest.
10.
And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't
relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money
HIMSELF.....as
opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad.
Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans. My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?
Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans. My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?
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This was awesome! Loved it!
ReplyDeleteI am not sure where I found your blog from... but I just wanted to say I love this post! I agree that I am in no way worried about him being a Mormon, in fact every Mormon I have ever met has been so nice! It is strange to me that people are worried about this. I also really enjoy all the humor you put into it:)
ReplyDeleteAs if I didn't like Mitt enough. Thanks for another post I wish I could have written myself. Expect a link back from me!
ReplyDeleteOh man, I wish I had written it...just a fabulous email forward I had to share with the big 'ol blogosphere. Let's get it in front of as many eyes as possible in the next 9 days though!!
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