Despite being virtually bombarded with text messages from multiple friends last night beseeching me to liveblog the State of the Union address on Facebook while drinking, I declined as 'too well to attend' and went to David's Bridal to try on brides matron dresses in varying shades of hideous, which was downright enjoyable compared to what I could have been watching/listening to, I presume. Plus, all we had in the house was bourbon, and I broke up with Facebook months ago.
I've said it once and I'll say it again: I friggin love Rachel Lucas. Thanks for doing what I no longer have the stomach to handle.
CHEERS!! Thanks for this, Jenny. It made night (though I think that makes me a racist to say it).
ReplyDeleteWORD. I'll admit it, I'm a bigot. I'm also a woman (but am I, really, if I'm "anti-women's rights"? Maybe I'm an un-woman bent on total destruction of feminist agenda.....). I'm also biracial (but I'm not reeeeeeeally black, since I don't worship at the foot of Obama. Just a sellout who spurns the welfare state and the state of black "fatherhood", who married a white guy and prays to Mary. An Uncle Tom, if you will). Idk. Maybe I'm brainless.
ReplyDeleteI'm with ya! Gag
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