tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post3970220283823825426..comments2023-08-10T08:24:08.460-06:00Comments on Mama Needs Coffee: How to take a shower (with 3 kids 3 and under)Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07923751596148085363noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-71193067805891271652014-06-05T06:06:37.699-06:002014-06-05T06:06:37.699-06:00How am I just reading this? Also, I need a shower....How am I just reading this? Also, I need a shower.Jenna@CallHerHappyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05587606918705423050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-42272574532677910842014-05-28T04:30:49.667-06:002014-05-28T04:30:49.667-06:00This is SO hilarious yet so true! I often take a s...This is SO hilarious yet so true! I often take a shower with my youngest now (2.5 years old), especially since she doesn't like baths and will only tolerate showers anyway, which requires me to get wet in the shower with her. Also, if she is napping, I will put on a show for the other two, and run into the shower (leaving the door open to hear the screams for help, naturally). With a show on, I don't even get the usual "visitors" peeking in on me within 5 minutes, and I get to enjoy a heavenly 5-minute shower all to myself (using 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner for speed just as you describe). Ambiance Paintingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15029679733561609587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-75406656150312311872014-05-27T20:06:54.723-06:002014-05-27T20:06:54.723-06:00Favorite line: "You're about to dispatch ...Favorite line: "You're about to dispatch two dirty birds with one shiny stone." Awesome! Truly awesome. Laughed so hard because it is SO true. Thanks for the laughs. <br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02463849400203060771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-9823784384679511622014-05-24T23:43:30.513-06:002014-05-24T23:43:30.513-06:00It is way too late for me to be reading blogs whil...It is way too late for me to be reading blogs while my family sleeps away, but I just laughed so audibly out loud, I think the baby is up. How did I miss this earlier this week?? So, so hilarious. Thankyou ... For this.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00463808246743563481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-62034774839041848182014-05-23T19:40:03.540-06:002014-05-23T19:40:03.540-06:00I'm just saying, if you *accidentally* reverse...I'm just saying, if you *accidentally* reverse the doorknob on a bedroom and suggest to the kids that "baby jail" is a really fun game, they may happily play with the baby in a pack and play or crib and then not even be able to get out to whine to you because the door is locked, whoops!<br /><br />This is unsafe and would never work. And I don't know ANYBODY who has ever done it, because that would make that person a terrible mother. But imagine the possibilities, particularly if that mother happened to bribe the older kids with chocolate chips if they lasted 15 minutes without the baby crying?<br /><br />Magic, I tell you.Rosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12888635342531960478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-78892310403021264472014-05-22T18:37:39.859-06:002014-05-22T18:37:39.859-06:00Thanks a lot. Almost woke up my sleeping baby from...Thanks a lot. Almost woke up my sleeping baby from laughing. And right now half my showers consist of a toddler crawling around on the shower floor while momma suds herself down because that's the only way Momma's gonna smell decent (I say decent) for when daddy comes home. Martha Reillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00921604647374361690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-75955313135320288712014-05-22T17:12:14.532-06:002014-05-22T17:12:14.532-06:00Baby loofah! I've had 3 of those too! This mad...Baby loofah! I've had 3 of those too! This made my day so much brighter. ThanksJessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14392627187048255809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-7529512319016352902014-05-22T11:03:24.032-06:002014-05-22T11:03:24.032-06:00This is freaking amazing. Thank you thank you than...This is freaking amazing. Thank you thank you thank you. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06574794549385791093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-67239003626443928892014-05-22T11:00:32.643-06:002014-05-22T11:00:32.643-06:00Haha! I love this. Especially while I sit here sti...Haha! I love this. Especially while I sit here still in my sweaty workout clothes from 5 hours ago.. And I have not<br />Showered. Because<br />I usually have to choose between showering and a 30 minute workout DVD. Workout won today (but of course I couldn't finish because of crying baby--*sigh*)Mia Judehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11713884131734358048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-57028857730370372482014-05-22T08:22:33.341-06:002014-05-22T08:22:33.341-06:00HA! Thank you. I will need this perfectly on-spot ...HA! Thank you. I will need this perfectly on-spot analysis many times in about 5 weeks. :)Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570694976603693258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-59640710378778728902014-05-21T23:32:50.978-06:002014-05-21T23:32:50.978-06:00Ok I died over baby as loofah because it's fun...Ok I died over baby as loofah because it's funny but also! Because it's genius. I've never...it's just...that's perfect. <br /><br />I see your Advanced and raise you an 8 month old in the infant tub IN the matchbox shower and toddler standing 1/4 inch away from you taking up the lion's share of the shower spray and staring awkwardly and stammering questions. But I don't have a 3rd yet so I think I'm disqualified from the game here.Jessie Popehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06488095131762581182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-60794325026299226292014-05-21T22:55:03.117-06:002014-05-21T22:55:03.117-06:00This is ITThis is ITBlythe Fikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01083711888523698156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-87282223269931741792014-05-21T20:57:08.052-06:002014-05-21T20:57:08.052-06:00bahaha I died! This is perfect!bahaha I died! This is perfect!Mary Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298644122392546399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-1642095044898116972014-05-21T20:26:27.623-06:002014-05-21T20:26:27.623-06:00"Eschew toweling off in favor of the painful ..."Eschew toweling off in favor of the painful wet leg denim shuffle. Retrieve baby. Return top knot to upright position." LOL!Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18432383615193127118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-44108787587869917912014-05-21T17:22:14.500-06:002014-05-21T17:22:14.500-06:00Too funny! Too funny! KKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457791528867900551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1669762298855511295.post-35213762659601959652014-05-21T16:10:48.830-06:002014-05-21T16:10:48.830-06:00YES! This is perfect and hilarious!! Amen to showe...YES! This is perfect and hilarious!! Amen to shower babies from the start, that's how we do too! You are awesome! Keep the parenting tips coming ;)Lilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18190917679880418260noreply@blogger.com