1. My Ergo 2. Alcohol 3. Amazon prime streaming 4. Blackest black espresso 5. Driving aimlessly through the burbs in my minivan beca...

Ex-utero bambino number two has been dripping with snot and sorrow for the past 3 days and seems to find comfort only in my arms - or more a...

Been curled up in a ball of self-pity and eye twitches most of today, due to nothing more serious than a broken laptop, a country that refus...

Alternate title: 7 places my kid's face has been on the news throughout the world. Too obnoxious? Yeah, me too. 1. But obviously this ...

What is the number one easiest way to ensure that some recently 'mastered' parenting trick or technique fails spectacularly? Oh, o...

And so do I! 2 nights in a row now, I've gotten 7+ hours. Fricking fracking miracle, I tell you. Evidenced by a frenetic mopping of both...

I am awfully afraid of sleep training. In my past life as an idiot without any children, I judged many a parent in my heart for their seemin...

1. These kids are killing me. Killing me, I tell you. I am literally considering enrolling Joey in a half-day, thrice weekly preschool progr...

Guess who's holding his own bottle of powdered poison and not even pretending to like it a little bit? This guy. And screaming (his ...

So I have this incredibly weird relationship with breastfeeding. (Pulitzer prize material, that opening line.) On the one hand, I'm so t...

We have a farmer's market in our front yard. Awesome, awesome, awesome. This morning, we decided to take the boys to the park aroun...

Still alive, and still Stateside for the moment. We had a bit of a setback in visa land last week, but after examining all our options and t...